NUDE SPOONS

(Update: original poem removed by someone, 
now replaced by new one pinned to the back of the bench)

NUDE SPOONS

Billy MacKenzie

I wrote a note and dug it underground

I dug it underground

I found a tool to scrape away the soil

I found a wooden soil

It lies there canistered for future reference

It lies there canistered

It lies there canistered for future reference

It lies there canistered with nude spoons euphoria

I found a coin and washed away the silt

I found a shiny coin

A coin whose head was slightly to the tilt

Who'd leave it there in there in silt

It skimmed itself into the silvery Tay

Deep into the Tay

It's aging happening silvery in the Tay

Is it still there today with nude spoons euphoria?

It lies there with nude spoons euphoria

Just forget about it

Just forget about it

Just forget about

Nude spoons euphoria

Nude spoons euphoria

Nude spoons euphoria

I'm glad I had this vital heart attack

It clears psoriasis

I'm glad I had this vital heart attack

It makes me want to...

Wrote a note and dug it underground

I dug it underground

I found a tool to scrape away the soil

I found a wooden soil

It lies there canistered for future reference

It lies there canistered 
It lies there canistered for future reference

Description: Pinned to the back of a bench near the beginning of the 'McGonagall Poetry Walk' on Riverside Drive, part of the Green Circular cycle route.
Geotag co-ords: 56.451740, -2.986321
Date: 08.04.14